Content may not be appropriate for all viewers. Contains images of wild children and the unglamourized parenting.

This sweet young fellow was once the Jackson Pollock of yogurt art.

and had plans to start a lucrative window cleaning business.

But has since gotten caught up in this dangerous gang…

The hazing was extreme. A dunk in the winter clothes bin,

and the classic, graffiti.

Now he’s in deep.

They may look harmless with their blue marker lipstick

and the early stages of sneaking out and “playing in the mud”

but the youngest has already forcibly occupied the previously unexplored territory of the McDonalds castle.

They’ve also been known to use other unexpected hideouts.

They’re perfecting their plan to rob a toy store, beginning with the disguises…

next the getaway,

and, the newbie has figured out where to hide their stash.

They’ve already mugged the poor dog.

twice.

We believe all they may want is a phone to say…

If you see this gang, please contact their mama and DO NOT APPROACH without backup.